More Love Sayings - Marriage! Enjoy!

Samantha Thompson

I wonder if the screwing I'm getting 

is worth the screwing I'm getting.

--Lana Turner

Marriage is a great institution but I'm not read

for an institution yet. Whenever you want to

marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

--Shelley Winters

The trouble with some women is that they get all

excited about nothing - and then marry him.

--Cher

Elenora Pulcini



I have learned that only two things are necessary
to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's
having her way, and second, let her have it.
--Lyndon B. Johnson


Marriage is popular because it combines
the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity
--George Bernard Shaw

Sue Gardner



It's a funny thing that when a man
hasn't anything on earth to worry about,
he goes off and get married.
--Robert Frost

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner
apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing
everything we can to keep our marriage together.
--Rodney Dangerfield

Traci Hallstrom