Earl Devendorf
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
--Groucho Marx
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands never become good;
they merely become proficient.
--H. L. Mencken
My wife was too beautiful for words
but not for arguments.
--John Barrymore
Ninh Le
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances
and ends by blocking his retreat.
--Oscar Wilde
Marriage is really tough because
you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
--Richard Pryor
"Home Sweet Home" must surely
have been written by a bachelor.
--Samuel Butler
By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher.
--Socrates
Christine Marshall
A woman usually respects her father,
but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is,
of course, privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.
--H. L. Mencken
A dowry is a wonderful source of money,
only if it comes without the wife.
--Titus Maccius Plautus
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection
that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
--W. Somerset Maugham
Patricia Elliott Seitz
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