If women didn't exist, all the money
in the world would have no meaning.
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
Women are meant to be loved,
not to be understood.
She got her good looks from her father.
He's a plastic surgeon.
She's the kind of girl who climbed
the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Who loves not women, wine, and song
remains a fool his whole life long.
There is a lot to say in her favor,
but the other is more interesting.
No cavalry or infantry has gall
to maneuver as coolly as a woman can.
--Titus Maccius Plautum
I don't know anything better than a woman,
if you want to spend money where it'll show.
--Frank McKinney Hubbard
Woman is surely the daughter of delay.
--Titus Maccius Plautus
Of all the wild beasts of land or sea,
the wildest is women.