Computer dating is fine,
if you're a computer
--Rita Mae Brown
Better that a girl has beauty than brains,
because boys see better than they think.
The world's biggest power is
the youth and beauty of a woman.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night.
In order to avoid being called a flirt,
she always yielded easily.
--Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
Gentlemen prefer blondes,
but take what they can get.
There is a lot to say in her favor,
but the other is more interesting.
Rich widows are the only secondhand
goods that sell at first-class prices.
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
Drink, pretty creature, drink!
Dancing is a perpendicular expression
of a horizontal desire.
--George Bernard Shaw
Oh, what lies there are in kisses!
Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.