Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Love Sayings on Marriage - Wit and Wisdom of Romance, Courtship and Marriage...Enjoy!

Earl Devendorf



The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
--Groucho Marx


Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor


Husbands never become good;
they merely become proficient.
--H. L. Mencken


My wife was too beautiful for words
but not for arguments.
--John Barrymore



Ninh Le



Woman begins by resisting a man's advances
and ends by blocking his retreat.
--Oscar Wilde


Marriage is really tough because
you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
--Richard Pryor


"Home Sweet Home" must surely
have been written by a bachelor.
--Samuel Butler


By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher.
--Socrates



Christine Marshall



A woman usually respects her father,
but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is,
of course, privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.
--H. L. Mencken


A dowry is a wonderful source of money,
only if it comes without the wife.
--Titus Maccius Plautus


American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection
that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
--W. Somerset Maugham



Patricia Elliott Seitz