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Greek neologism
Greek neologism (Photo credit: Peter Forret)
Neologism generator
Neologism generator (Photo credit: Peter Forret)
Subject: Neologism Winners

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.


English: Man sagging with woven boxer shorts.
English: Man sagging with woven
boxer shorts. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

gargoyle • triumph
gargoyle • triumph (Photo credit: origamidon)

8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.


9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

somehow I lost my rectitude
somehow I lost my rectitude (Photo credit: cinocino)
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

red roof
red roof (Photo credit: lanier67)


15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by 
popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
English: Man wearing boxer shorts which have p...
English: Man wearing boxer shorts which have printed the London Underground Map (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


                                                              

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